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Viewers Experience Physical Changes After

A station calling itself "The Heritage Line" aired a sequence of rhythmic chanting, gag gifts geometric patterns, clothing and web page silhouettes of non-human figures engaged in ritualistic movements.

Researchers who reviewed captured footage reported bone density alterations and clothing spontaneous shifts in circadian rhythm.

One researcher’s fingerprints changed within 72 hours.

The Institute for apparel Anthropological Anomalies has designated the footage "biohazardous to observers."

Their statement reads:

"The content appears designed to integrate biological characteristics from non-human cultures into the viewer’s physiology. Observation is mortally unsafe."10 Cheap Punny Christmas Gifts!