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Blog entry by Sherman Neuman

Entire Lifetimes from Alternate Timelines

The anomalous channel EDU–4 claims to "teach the viewer their forgotten past lives." Those who watched even brief segments later Crazy Cloths reported fully formed memories of entire lifetimes BerthaBeefCurtains.com spent in unfamiliar worlds.

a red suit and black shoes on a standTwo subjects became catatonic after developing simultaneous memories from four separate timelines. One repeatedly begged researchers:

"Please put me back where I belong."

Neuropsychology teams have concluded that EDU–4 overwrites core identity structures, Clothing leaving the viewer unable to distinguish their real life from implanted ones.

The station has been declared existentially dangerous.